Joe-isms .... and developing the doctrine of God

Just read Fi's blog and am stifling paroxysms of laughter..... further to Whiskey the dog's demise, Joe has announced:

'cath-rine scraped whiskey up into muck-pit' and 'that's why I sit in the manger, so i not get scraped up and die'. He did also declare 'I'm going to live forever and ever'.

.... on the one hand ... very sensible child.... on the other hand... perhaps need to have a tiny word. Man is destined to die but once and then face judgment etc.... might be a little much for a three year old to handle, .... but still....

Fi's account of the weekend is here. Much amusement.

Joe-isms

He's so funny.
I called home at about 8pm and could hear Joe in the background so asked to speak to him so that I could tell him to go to bed.
"Hello"
"Hello Joe. Why aren't you in bed?"
"Where are you Debbuh?"
"In my flat in London"
"But your bed is here Debbuh!"
"I've got one here as well Joe"
"But why aren't you sleeping in your bed here?"
Apparently Connie is his dog and she is white and brown. Photos to be posted when received.

Joe having a sleep at GW's

Ahh bless.

Joe is silly....

On a related note, Joe told his Nanna today that he couldn't walk any faster as he had a baby in his tummy. He is a funny little boy!

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Home for the weekend

Joe is so cute! This weekend, I taught him to say "Bonjour, Je m'appelle Joe. J'ai deux ans. Gloucester Rugby Yeah (complete with waving arms!)". I also tried to teach him to say 'stand on his head' (the traditional shout from fi and me when we are on the terraces) to which, the literal child that he is, he just lifts his leg (as if attempting) and says (confused) 'Can't?!'

Funny boy!

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